Edge of Infinity

dirtydannybrownconfessions:

gonjafreecs:

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

(Source: greenlead)


piccolowasablackman:

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

omg


dmonarkworld:

cyborglovesong:

Dating advice from Commander Shepard.

OMG